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Split tape with Fetus Christ. Physical run of 50 tapes to follow soon.


released December 13, 2016




Hooked On Christ Smethwick, UK

Two man fastcore from Bearwood, West Midlands, featuring members of Property Damage and Fuck Right Off

Greig - Vocals/Guitar
Hill - Drums/Vocals

Upcoming shows:

25/08/17 - House Show, Leeds

26/08/17 - Blotto Studios, Birmingham

27/08/17 - Criterion Free House, Leicester
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Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Vermin
Labelled as vermin
for doing what they need to do
living a natural existence
killing for food


Boils down to capitalism
livestock loss is money loss

It's clear to me who the real vermin are
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Binary
Off or on, black or white
maintaining a world of shite

No compromise
no common goal

Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Selfish Fucks
Only think about yourself
can't see further than your own nose
only caring about you and yours
what's in it for you?

Selfish fucks

You want equality
but you don't want to pay for it
more interested in what you will lose
than actually giving a shit
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Glass
Glass half full or half empty?
the fucker is smashed on the fucking floor

Want to be optimistic
everything's going to be OK

It will all turn to shit
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Barrel
More and more compassionate people
seemingly just giving up the fight
rolling over, accepting
and being spoonfed shite

It might not ever change
but that attitude ensures it won't
it's like shooting fish in a barrel

It's too easy for those in charge
people keep themselves beaten down
a population ensconced in apathy
they don't even need to fucking try
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Straight Outta Crumpton
Money is short, thirst is great
there's a company that'll see you right

Could buy gold and enjoy the brew
but that's too dear and just won't do

Frosty Jacks
Kingstone Press
Crumpton Oaks

Aston Manor, the kingpins of cheap piss
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Drudgery
Drudgery, time passes so slow
misery, plenty more on the horizon

It's hard to believe
i've only endured twelve years of this shite
parole nowhere to be seen
no foreseeable way out of this plight

Working myself into the grave
to line some cunt's pockets who i hate
drudgerous existence until the end
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Jesus Died For Our Kindling
The word of god up in flames
what a fucking shame
the holy book up in smoke
Jesus didn't die in vain

The only thing bibles are good for is lighting fires

Holding blind faith over rationality?
What a fucking farce
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - K Crew
All life's problems disolve away
when I drink another can of K
sup that bevvy, like liquid crack
just 3 more and I'm on my back

Neck it down when I'm feeling blue
can't hide our love for this hobo brew

We are the K crew
Track Name: Hooked On Christ - Bloodstained Banner
To some the Union Jack is a symbol of pride
to me it's a symbol of centuries worth of genocide
pillaging, enslavement, murder and rape
an empire built upon greed and hate

You may not be a fascist for waving the flag
but there's still no reason to brag
about your beloved red, white and blue
don't let a bloodstained banner define you