Hooked On Christ

by Hooked On Christ

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released September 6, 2014




Hooked On Christ Smethwick, UK

Two man fastcore from Bearwood, West Midlands, featuring members of Property Damage and Fuck Right Off

Greig - Vocals/Guitar
Hill - Drums/Vocals

Upcoming shows:

25/08/17 - House Show, Leeds

26/08/17 - Blotto Studios, Birmingham

27/08/17 - Criterion Free House, Leicester
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Track Name: Blast Beats And Fake Meats
Blasting some beats and eating fake meats
counterfeit food stuffs are all I need

Blast beats and fake meats

I'm not fussed about food imitating meat
but i am fussed about fucking song speed
Track Name: Blank Stare
I find it hard to feign interest
that doesn't mean I don't give a shit

I wish i could fit in
to convey to you that I care
but it's easier to ignore
easier to portray a blank stare
Track Name: Questionable
Always being told what to do with my life
have some kids, find a wife

Try to live a life
that hasn't been lived before
don't do all the same things
strive for something more

Subscribing to the all the same shit
you've become a fucking bore
Track Name: Happiness
I don't want to fuck
I just want to make love

My body wants me to spread my seed
I just want to be happy
Track Name: Billbored
Billboards everywhere vying for our eyes
when's the world going to realise?
that you don't need to buy the shit they advertise
you don't need to believe their fucking lies

Buying land
it's getting out of hand
making the whole world an advert
people need to subvert
Track Name: Burnt Crumpets And Spilt K
Burnt crumpets and spilt K
nothing seems to be going my way
burnt crumpets and spilt K
swindled by fate, completely dismayed
Track Name: What's The Problem?
You market your product that I don't even want to use
as being a solution to a problem that doesn't exist

What's the problem?
Get fucked with your unneeded solutions
Track Name: Pride In Suffering
Proud of your meat, how do you sleep?
Knowing that it's borne out of pain and suffering

The hunter-gatherer has long since fucked off
to be replaced by a greedy fuck
Track Name: Living Dead
Going somewhere you don't want to go
to do something you don't want to do

How did existence come to this?
Is it really worth bothering with?
Track Name: Breathing In Shit
Disgusting air all around
unfit for consumption
gasping for oxygen
but I get a lung full of shit

Shortness of breath
asthma hits
need some air
but only get complete and utter shit

Breathing in shit
Track Name: (Soy) Milk Of Human Kindness
Compassion and kindess
only limited to humans

Outraged by people eating horses and dogs
how is that different from eating a cow?

The milk of human kindness has gone sour
Track Name: Down The Drain
Is it a stronger or a weaker man
that would have fucked himself off by now?

To put up with the pain
or throw it all down the drain